clitorisSo there’s this 3D model of a clitoris that is now supposed to revolutionalize sex the way we know it. Because, apparently, you have to know what it looks like to be sure that it actually is able to give you pleasure. Everything about this article about the true clitoris made me angry. 😀

Like, girls, you CAN feel this thing, don’t you? I certainly do! I know exactly where the heck it is and what it feels like, I didn’t call it a clitoris before, because what is called a clitoris is a lot smaller, but who cares, the sensation around the vaginal opening certainly is enough to light up my candles, particularly when that antenna is stimulated by the soul presence of a guy. This thing, by the way, doesn’t react to physical pressure, it reacts to spirit, and if the emotional signal is missing (whether the emotion is “I will fuck you until you’re blue or bleeding” or “I love you, your body, your everything and…”) there is no fun given by the clitoris despite its size or resemblance to a tulip (or the orchid, perhaps?).

Not only a pressure sensor, the clitoris is an antenna!

When the bits of that clitoris that surround the vaginal opening are ignited, the vaginal fluids start running like it was a fountain. If they do not, the vagina stays dryish, and the woman is likely to need lubrication to compensate for it. If the signal doesn’t go all the way around, there is not going to be fountains in there, because, obviously, says the clitoris, the sexual stimulation is not strong enough or even intended to lead to a penetration. In other words, the guy MUST be planning on penetration in his mind, and NOT obstruct this intent by guilt, shame, or feeling that he should make her come first or some such nonsense. He NEEDS TO, in his mind, inform the clitoris that he is, in fact, in full intention to penetrate the vagina.

I, personally, have always felt dissatisfied and short-changed by “clitoral stimulus” only, aka. cunnilingus, I NEED the penetration to feel like I’ve even had sex. I always wondered why women were so into this whole clitoris thing, of course knowing what it does for you, but it is simply one spot in the whole, and the good stuff is around the opening. I would imagine, that this obsession about the “clitoris” as we used to see it, is a result of the fear of penetration, and that the clitoris as we used to know it, would only carry the message up to the point of “no penetration intended, allowed, or wanted” – thus, the vagina doesn’t have to react by producing fluids. When she feels that penetrative sex is only for him, and makes him give her an orgasm as a prepayment of penetration, things will certainly be at an awful state in that couple’s bedroom.

The rest of the system will only ignite when penetration is intended… And everyone who knows good sex, knows that it is highly spiritual in nature, whether one-night stand or a permanent relationship, and that the INTENT is the key to excitement, and us who ALSO know bad sex, know that if one or both partners are really self-conscious and over-intellectualizing things, the signal doesn’t go through and barely no reaction happens in these antennas. They’ll be functional, but that’s about the end of it.

And that G-spot… That I actually don’t know much about, it just makes you want to take a piss the way I feel, and that’s not necessarily such a great emotion, I know some women swear by it, but I don’t really care, the part that I enjoy the most comes from those “wings” that are now, at least, visible to the naked eye. :p And now, with the naked eye, you see why I have never understood lesbianism. 😀 The best part in a sexual connection is missing, the penis! Those things are antennas, too, and these things talk to each other, in a way that you pressure-and-grind people have no freaking clue about if you needed a visual model on what should feel good before you believe penetration is The Thing, not some old-fashioned idea of what sex should be. There is NO substitute for a penetration, and there is no substitute for a penetration with a penis, because, as I said, those things are antennas created for sending and receiving signals from the spirit – that is the best way I can describe it, and, for the record, the antenna can pick up the signal even when the other person is  not there, but obviously, physical presence makes things all the more better again.

So, if you are surprised to see this model of a clitoris, and you think I am making this energy stuff up… Think again before you speak, because you’ll be speaking out of your ass. If your bits are not lit up like the Christmas tree by the thought of your partner, it’s the wrong person you’re sleeping with. Just so you know.

 

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